kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

my 2 year old brother has discovered what his penis is and he keeps taking it out of his diaper and playing with it and today he like FIRE HOSE PEED EVERYWHERE AND NOW HE WONT STOP TAKING IT OUT AND WE WENT TO WASH HIS HANDS AND HE GOT IT OUT AND PEED ON MY OTHER BROTHER AND SAID HE WAS THE PENIS POLICE AND MY STEPMOM SCREAMED AND SAID THAT HE HAS LOST HIS PENIS BADGE AND IM FUCKING GONNA CRY